What's that on your butt?
While walking around in a bottom-half girdle today, my older son said, "What's that on your butt?" Thinking something was stuck to my bottom, I brushed away — but, nothing was there. Then, I realized he was talking about the black girdle I was wearing. I don't usually wear girdles with my ancient maternity yoga pants and such, but today I was wearing a dress! And, it was sticking to my regular undergarments because I didn't have a slip, hence the smooth girdle. Quickly I came up with a white lie, "It's like bike shorts." His response, "It's a butt holder."
Ain't it the truth, man. Ain't it the truth.
How do they get so smart?
I promise some crafty photos soon. I'm close to finishing my first sweater! My goal is to take an Anthropologie-worthy photo of it that doesn't make melook feel like a wurst.
P.S. Thanks for the bra info. In the pre-internets days I would have only had a few friends to get quality info from. Who would have thought a b**b song and bra question could garner 21 comments. I love it. :)
Ain't it the truth, man. Ain't it the truth.
How do they get so smart?
I promise some crafty photos soon. I'm close to finishing my first sweater! My goal is to take an Anthropologie-worthy photo of it that doesn't make me
P.S. Thanks for the bra info. In the pre-internets days I would have only had a few friends to get quality info from. Who would have thought a b**b song and bra question could garner 21 comments. I love it. :)
Labels: kids/parenting, My body
22 Comments:
Bwahahahaha! Butt holder. Oh man, out of the mouths of babes. And what a precious babe he is.
My son's gone "eeeww" at my butt.
I should get a butt holder. And a dress.
Hahahahaha.
Butt holder. Indeed.
first boobs now butts. Have you no shame woman.. and no pics again. Chicken!
bitterbety: it's a strictly T&A craft blog, dontcha know.
i'm with bitterbetty, no photos?! but buttholder is pretty good
dude. i need a butt holder.
and a tummy sucker in-er.
OMG spitting out food laughing! That's good.
When my son was 3 he hugged me when I was getting dressed and said "Mommy, I love your big bottom." Gee, thanks.
Kids know how to nail the truth in two seconds flat. I love that about them. Now, if only I could take the teen-ager out of my seven year old!
That is hilarious! Why do kids get to the point so fast?!
Aren't little boys wonderful? My little guy recently told me I looked pregnant - ahh.... Gotta love 'em!
I have a tattoo of a sunshine on my hip/backside. When one of them was a toddler, she licked her finger and rubbed the tattoo and said "Mommy, this marker won't come off your butt". Kids say the darnedest things.
I can always, ALWAYS come over here for a good chuckle!! Good stuff, good stuff!
Oh I love that sweater.
And yes, kids say the darndest things! We were in the airport the other night and a little girl told her grandpa that he had a naked head!!!
buttholders rock.
Oh my, I had to laugh out loud on this one!! Aren't kids great?!They'll sidestep any pretension of self respect us parents might hold onto... Gotta love that.
how much do i love your blog!!
new to all of this, so i've just found you, will definately be making regular stops by..
a friend of mine wash brushing her teeth naked with her daughter in the room, when she turned and said "mommy, when did your boobs die??"
i think thats the funniest thing i've ever heard,along with buttholder..
love
I'm sorry, I just about wet myself laughing, you sooo need pics!
I just spewed coffee! Funniest thing I've heard all day!!
Just goes to show you can't lie to kids...lol
Ok that is hilarious. HILARIOUS. I can't stop laughing.
Love your last two "body" posts! I hear ya sister! I have sung that exact song in reference to my own. My sister's son told her that her boobs looked like bacon. Strips of bacon!!!
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