Things Kids Say
Yesterday:
Grandma likes whiskey, I presume.
Awhile back:
Dada, you don't want people to see you naked. Nobody wants to see your balls.
Grandma likes whiskey, I presume.
Awhile back:
Dada, you don't want people to see you naked. Nobody wants to see your balls.
Labels: kids/parenting
27 Comments:
How funny! Lovely to have found your blog, Michelle. Thanks for visiting my blog and all your kind comments.
brilliant! and i concur...boy parts can be gross.
Very sage for a 4 year old! When does he turn 5? Mine in October. He just says things like "ooh that was a 'tinky fart"
Yes boys this age are magnificent, my now 14 y/o had to be told that great granny was very ill, when he was about this age (she is still going strong BTW)and, that sometimes when people are very old, they die et cetera. Anyway, here in the UK and this might be a world wide thing, old people randomly go up to cute kids and put money in their hand (silver or gold) its supposed to bring you luck. So this old guy did this outside Marks' one day and Jack says to him, 'Um, are you nearly dead yet?' seriously, I could have nearly died, there and then. Luckily this old guy found it funny....sometimes tho Kids just let you down!!!!! :)
Too funny! It's time like that that I wish I could follow my kids around with a recording device.
How funny! Just blogged about this.
Our almost 2 year old just discovered boobs. I was changing & he screams, "Boobies Mommy! Boobies." And then tried to find his. We're not sure where this came from.
thank you for a wonderful thursday morning laugh! kids rock.
Kids have this wonderful ability to casually say the things we adults can only 'think'. Thank goodness for them.
Thanks for the chuckle & the reminder to start writing these things down myself.
:)
And he is four? If this were the early nineties, you'd have to give that kid a microphone, put him on stage, and hone his stand up routine. Funny, funny, funny!
Both of those statements are killing me.
What sort of hilarious four-year-old says, "I presume?" I imagine him in a little plaid cape with a pipe and a Sherlock Holmes hat.
And, when is it *not* funny to talk about someone's balls? Answer: It's never not funny. :)
why not? maybe mommy *wants* to see his balls.
I still like the one, which was at LEAST a year ago, where you came out and asked how fixing his toy truck was going, and he said, "Well, I have some good news, and I have some bad news." I told my mom and sister about it so many times that they were on the verge of disowning me for repetition. Though my mom can never get enough of telling the story about the first time I used the word "reconnoiter." I think I was 7, maybe?
I also really like it that I have taught your child the word "provisions." Because provisions are important. Ask any wagon train.
Dying laughing over here....my nasty little boy is four also, ad MAN do they just speak their minds, don't they? Thank god mine has not said anything about balls yet....i think it would kill me to try to retain a stern look and lecture him on the "inappropriateness" of such a statement...nope, no way i could do that! hahahahaha! Boys rule!
Your kids rock!
I love the things kids say.
Awsome funny.
hee hee hee! I love livin with toddlers, myself... funny people. I just love browsing through your crafty blog, great stuff!
That is freaking hilarious !! :))
when my daughter was 2 she announced at dinner that" Darth Vader was our neighbor and African ricce and lollipops were her favorite food" go figure...
I love the things little boys say! One of the funniest for me was when one of mine was seven. He was definately figuring out the womens monthly cycle when I told him I had a migraine...he said "oh great, there is going to be a lot of blood."
Love the little people quotes.
My boy told his grandfather all about his teacher. "He looks very like you, Grandad. Well, except you're a bit wrinklier. Oh and your tummy is fatter. [pause]. And your hair is greyer. [longer pause]. Apart from that, you look just the same!"
Very Classic!
Crazy kids. Love it.
Thanks for the laugh. I think I will probably click over here several times today just to relive the laugh.
Hoooo-boy!
Thank you for my best laugh of the day. Week Maybe even !!!
oh boyyyyy....cute.
Yeh Dad...no one wants to see THOSE
Hilarious! It's no wonder your blog is my fave. Our oldest has learned words but has imaginary sentences. "W" is "boogie" when he sings the alphabet. Just can't quite get it right just yet but we love it and everything else that he says, in his own way.
oh! that is funny!! i also have a 4y/o boy and some of the things that come out of that kid's mouth... of course, he also has a 5 and 9 y/o brothers that doesn't really help much.
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